Married With Fishsticks
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Sturgina: "Imagine that, Crabella - an escaped octopus."

*** Thanks to the knife Gabs just so happened to be using to cut up Baby Row's lunch, our amnesiac hero escapes the taunting tentacles of death.

Sturgina: "We're so glad you're alright."
Crabella: "Yeah, we had no idea you knew how to defend yourself. Otherwise, we never --"
Gabrielle: "Well, I guess the swimboree class is a bust for today … (to Baby Row) … sorry about that … see ya, ladies."

Sturgina: "This is going to be harder than I thought."


'Please tell me you had this delivered'
Hagar: "Table … for four."
Gabrielle: "Hagar, please tell me you had this delivered."
Hagar: "Ye of little faith. Let your tongue be the judge. Clam burgers!"

The Brats: "Good night."
Hagar: "Don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to bed - even the retractable ones."

Gabrielle: "What was the occasion?"
Hagar: "You were. Look, I've been thinking a lot about what you said about shared responsibility."
Gabrielle: "Mm-hmm?"
Hagar: "And … after the way I treated you, you could have left, but you didn't. So, I just wanted to let you know that things will be different."
Gabrielle: "You promise?"
Hagar: "Oh, yes."
Gabrielle: "Then you'll do the dishes."


Lifeguard: "Come on, girls, let's pick it up. Now, down in the back, let's go! Instructor's watching. That's it! You're doing good! Come on …"
Sturgina: "We need a new plan."
Crabella: "Oh, right, 'cause your last two worked so well."

'Truth hurts, don't it?'
Sturgina: "Question - how do you deal with your excessive skankitude?"
Crabella: "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not the one with 'open all night' monogrammed on my underwear."
Sturgina: "You've been looking through my closet?"
Crabella: "Truth hurts, don't it?"

Sturgina: "Maybe you're right."
Crabella: "I am?"
Sturgina: "Not about me, about the truth. We can't tell Crustacea the truth, or Hagar will hate us. But, if she got her memory back …"
Crabella: "Then she's have to leave him! And Hagar will be mine!"
Sturgina: "Cut bait and sail on, sister. Hagar is mine."
Crabella: "Whatever."
Lifeguard: "… Come one, let's go … and push … and push … and push … that's it, come on …"


'It's where I asked you to marry me'
Hagar: "Don't look. You're going to ruin it if you look. Okay. Alright, now you can look."
Gabrielle: "It's beautiful."
Hagar: "You like it? It's the Coral Gardens. It's where I asked you to marry me."

Gabrielle: "Thank you."
Hagar: "For what?"
Gabrielle: "For having a learning curve. Hagar, I never dreamed that you could take me seriously. But, you have risen to the occasion."
Hagar: "You have no idea."

Hagar: "You know, I should thank you, because I am always at my best when I'm around you."

'Crustacea ... will you marry me?'
Gabrielle: "I wish I could remember this place."
Hagar: "Maybe you don't have to. Crustacea … will you marry me?"
Gabrielle: "Hagar, I, um … we're already married."

Hagar: "I know. But, I want us to start over again, you know, like we did at the Tidal Pool."
Gabrielle: "We could begin again?"
Hagar: "Yes."


The Godfather: "You must be awfully proud of yourself."
Hagar: "Sir?"
The Godfather: "Stroke of genius, renewing your vows so close to the election. The other candidates are kicking themselves they didn't think of it first."

'Are you sure you switched the drinks?'
Sturgina: "Are you sure you switched the drinks?"
Crabella: "Positive."

'Trust is the corner ship of every relationship...'
The Godfather: "Trust is the corner ship of every relationship. It is the foundation upon which Love is built …"
Hagar: "There's something I have tell you."
Gabrielle: "Are you nervous? I am. We've done this before."
Hagar: "That's exactly what I want to talk to you about."
The Godfather: "… one heart to another, each beating as one …"

Hagar: (Gabs sees a flower wreath in the shape of the Yin/Yang symbol and begins to wig out just a bit) "Are you okay?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah."
The Godfather: "… and so, if there's any one present who sees any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace."
Gabrielle: (her memories come rushing back) "I can't do this. I can't."
Hagar: "What?"
Gabrielle: "I am not Crustacea … I am Gabrielle."


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