*** Thanks to the knife Gabs just so happened to be using to cut up Baby Row's lunch, our amnesiac hero escapes the taunting tentacles of death. |
Sturgina: "We're so glad you're alright."
Crabella: "Yeah, we had no idea you knew how to defend yourself. Otherwise, we never --"
Gabrielle: "Well, I guess the swimboree class is a bust for today … (to Baby Row) … sorry about that … see ya, ladies."
Sturgina: "This is going to be harder than I thought."
Hagar: "Table … for four." |
The Brats: "Good night."
Hagar: "Don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to bed - even the retractable ones."
Gabrielle: "What was the occasion?"
Hagar: "You were. Look, I've been thinking a lot about what you said about shared responsibility."
Gabrielle: "Mm-hmm?"
Hagar: "And … after the way I treated you, you could have left, but you didn't. So, I just wanted to let you know that things will be different."
Gabrielle: "You promise?"
Hagar: "Oh, yes."
Gabrielle: "Then you'll do the dishes."
Lifeguard: "Come on, girls, let's pick it up. Now, down in the back, let's go! Instructor's watching. That's it! You're doing good! Come on …"
Sturgina: "We need a new plan."
Crabella: "Oh, right, 'cause your last two worked so well."
Sturgina: "Question - how do you deal with your excessive skankitude?" |
Sturgina: "Maybe you're right."
Crabella: "I am?"
Sturgina: "Not about me, about the truth. We can't tell Crustacea the truth, or Hagar will hate us. But, if she got her memory back …"
Crabella: "Then she's have to leave him! And Hagar will be mine!"
Sturgina: "Cut bait and sail on, sister. Hagar is mine."
Crabella: "Whatever."
Lifeguard: "… Come one, let's go … and push … and push … and push … that's it, come on …"
Hagar: "Don't look. You're going to ruin it if you look. Okay. Alright, now you can look." |
Gabrielle: "Thank you."
Hagar: "For what?"
Gabrielle: "For having a learning curve. Hagar, I never dreamed that you could take me seriously. But, you have risen to the occasion."
Hagar: "You have no idea."
Hagar: "You know, I should thank you, because I am always at my best when I'm around you."
Gabrielle: "I wish I could remember this place." |
Hagar: "I know. But, I want us to start over again, you know, like we did at the Tidal Pool."
Gabrielle: "We could begin again?"
Hagar: "Yes."
The Godfather: "You must be awfully proud of yourself."
Hagar: "Sir?"
The Godfather: "Stroke of genius, renewing your vows so close to the election. The other candidates are kicking themselves they didn't think of it first."
Sturgina: "Are you sure you switched the drinks?" |
The Godfather: "Trust is the corner ship of every relationship. It is the foundation upon which Love is built …" |
Hagar: (Gabs sees a flower wreath in the shape of the Yin/Yang symbol and begins to wig out just a bit) "Are you okay?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah."
The Godfather: "… and so, if there's any one present who sees any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace."
Gabrielle: (her memories come rushing back) "I can't do this. I can't."
Hagar: "What?"
Gabrielle: "I am not Crustacea … I am Gabrielle."
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