Gabrielle: "Alright, you're all grounded!"
Urchin: "But - but - it was all his idea, Mom!"
Flipper: "Don't listen to him! He's lying!"
Gabrielle: "Quiet! I don't care who was responsible. I don't know how things used to be around here, but they're about to change."

Baby Row: "Mama …" Gabrielle: Go to your room! Move it!" Flipper: "Boy, she's really mad." Gabrielle: (realizing that her hands and feet are still bound) "Guys! Help! Wait a minute! I can't move! Guys?! Come on!"

The Brats: "Hi, Dad!"
Hagar: "Hi, kids. What a day I've had! Let me tell ya, it's murder out there! What's for dinner? I'm starved. You know, sometimes I wish I could just do what you do. Hang around. Play with my hair. Try and look pretty. You know, nothing!"
Gabrielle: (chucks a knife at poor, stupid Hagar's head) "Children, will you please excuse us."
The Brats: "Yes, Mommy Dearest."

Gabrielle: "Hagar … am I mistaken … or are you under the impression that this house cleans itself? That the dinner that you're about to eat somehow jumped up on the stove and hopped in the pot? That our children taught themselves manners?"
Hagar: "Is my widdle crab cake feeling under-appreciated - OW!"
Gabrielle: "Now she's feeling patronized and that's worse."

Gabrielle: "I don't care how hard you think you work, because I work just as hard … (pulls the knife out of the wall) … Look what you did you my wall! Now, look, mister, you and I are going to raise these children together, because I will not have them treating their spouses the way that you treat me!"

Gabrielle: "Hagar!"
Hagar: "What?!"
Gabrielle: "Do you expect me to believe that I wear this to bed?"
Hagar: "Well … um … no. Usually you sleep in the nude."
Gabrielle: "In your dreams."

Gabrielle: Hagar, how exactly did we meet?"
Hagar: "Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day …"

*** A young Hagar struts his stuff to the beat of the BeeGee's "Stayin' Alive" whereupon he gets knocked on the noggin and receives a bit of mouth-to mouth from a young Crustacea.

Hagar: "Hey, far out."

Sturgina: "Who does that cheep piece of tail think she is?" Crabella: "Hello, she thinks she's Crustacea. And now, thanks to you, she's buckin' for Mother of the Year."

Sturgina: "How was I supposed to know she had a conscience? Besides, there's more than one way to skin a catfish."
Crabella: "You got another plan?"
Sturgina: "Let's just say, I got the feeling something terrible might happen to her."
Crabella: "You mean like an accident?"
Sturgina: "Accidentally … on purpose."

Sturgina: "I hope Crustacea likes calamari."

Sturgina: "Crustacea!"
Crabella: "Wow! What brings our best pal back to The Club so soon?"
Gabrielle: "You. Well, you said that I should bring Baby Row to the swimboree class, right?"
Sturgina: "Of course she did. Amnesia must be catching."

Gabrielle: (to Baby Row) "You want to go for a swim?"
Sturgina: "Oh, but look at you two! Look, Crabella, aint' they sweet?"
Crabella: "A regular portrait."
Sturgina: "She's right. We must preserve this familiar moment … Salvador! Hello, Dali, over here!"
Gabrielle: "You have a portrait artist?"
Crabella: "Oh, it's a very exclusive club."
Gabrielle: "Oh."

Sturgina: "Now, let's see. Why don't you two go stand down by the pool."
Gabrielle: "Well, okay, here?"
Sturgina: "Uh, a little more."
Gabrielle: "How about right here?"
Sturgina: "A little more."
Gabrielle: "Here?"
Baby Row: (sees a slimy tentacle reaching out of the Tidal Pool) "Uh-oh."
Sturgina: "A little more."
Gabrielle: "Okay. Here? … (the tentacle knocks Gabs into the pool) … Aah! Help!"

Sturgina: "Guess she forgot to say 'cheese'."