Little Problems
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Xena's Reflection: "Daphne, listen to me. You couldn't be more wrong. Your mother's death is not your fault. Listen to me, please. What happened to her is a terrible, terrible thing. But even if she had known she was going to die, she would have done it anyway because she loved you that much. You see?"
Daphne: "How do you know?"
Xena's Reflection: "Hey, I'm about to be a mother, too. And if you were my little girl, I would trade my life for yours in a heart beat."
Daphne: "I wish my dad felt that way."

Gabrielle: "Daphne! ... Daphne, are you okay?"
Daphne: "Yeah, I'll be okay."
Gabrielle: "I have to talk to Xena."
Daphne (as Xena): "I'm here, Gabrielle."
Gabrielle: "We've been looking for you. We found this at Daphne's house. Tharon wants you to give yourself up in exchange for Daphne's father. We have to get you back in your body."
Daphne (as Xena): "There's no time. They're going to kill him by sunset."
Gabrielle: "I know, Xena, but we have to get you back in your body by then, or we may never."
Daphne (as Xena): "Then we'll have to split up. Aphrodite, go get my body. Meet me at the castle as soon as you can."
Aphrodite: "No problem."
Daphne (as Xena): "I've got a feeling this one's going to be close."


Galantis: "What's this about? Who are you people?"
Tharon: "You're in no position to ask questions. But, since I see no reason not to tell you, we want your daughter."
Galantis: "My daughter?"
Tharon: "Let's just say, she's not who she appears to be."
Galantis: "I don't know what you think she's done, but if you so much as touch her, I swear I will kill you!"
Tharon: "Now, I understand how you feel. Therefore, I won't ridicule your pathetic threats. If it makes you feel any better, this isn't personal. You and your daughter will be casualties in a war that started long ago."


I have just cut off the flow of blood to your brain
Gabrielle: "Hello! My little girl is selling Junior Amazon Cookies."
Daphne: "Would you like to try a free sample?"
Guard: "Don't mind if I do, little girl."
Daphne (as Xena): "I have just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. Tell me where to find Galantis or you'll be dead in thirty seconds. Am I making myself clear?"

Galantis: "Daphne! Get out of here."
Daphne (as Xena): "Not without you."
Galantis: "Who are those men? Why are they after you?"
Daphne (as Xena): "They think I'm someone else."
Galantis: "Where'd you learn to do that (unlock manacles with a finger bone)?"
Daphne (as Xena): "Um ... from a friend."

Galantis: "Thank the gods you're safe. If anything ever happened to you I'd never forgive myself."
Xena's Reflection: "Daphne, I'm going to let you take over now. You and your father have a few things you need to talk about. Go on. You can do it."

Galantis: "Are you alright?"
Daphne: "I understand if you blame me for Mommy's death."
Galantis: "Oh, no, sweetheart. That's why I wasn't by your side when you woke up. I couldn't face you. If I had just been with you that day, I could have saved you both."
Daphne: "I've got this friend, and she told me that we're lucky to have each other -- you and me ... and I can see that's she right."

Daphne: "I don't blame you for Mommy's death. Do you love me?"
Galantis: "Of course I do. I'm so sorry you ever have to ask. But I promise you will never have to again."
Gabrielle: "The coast is clear. Let's go!"

Tharon: "Hook. Line. And sinker."
Daphne: "Let go of me! Stop!"

Bad Guy: "There they are! Let's get ‘em!"
Gabrielle: "You know how to use one of these (sai)?"
Galantis: "Yeah, to gut a fish."
Gabrielle: "Think of them as really mean trout."

This is going to hurt
Daphne (as Xena): "Believe me, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me."

Tharon: "So, finally, after all these years. I get to pay you back for what you did to me."
Daphne (as Xena): "I hate to break it to you, but you were never that good looking to begin with."

Aphrodite: "You owe me so big time. I hate manual labor."
Daphne (as Xena): "Let's get this over with."

She's ba-ack
Galantis: "You're ... Xena."
Xena: "Just barely."
Daphne: "Dad, this is the friend I was talking to you about."

Galantis: "Thank you for saving my daughter. She's the most precious thing in all the world to me."


Daphne: "Dad says he's going to teach me how to fish."
Xena: "Yeah, well, maybe you can teach him how to cook it, huh?"
Daphne: "I guess I could."
Xena: "I think you and your dad are going to be just fine."
Daphne: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Xena: "I hope I have a kid just like ya."
Daphne: "Will I ever see you again?"
Xena: "Of course you will. Just look in a mirror."


Aphrodite: "Well, I guess all's well that ends well. And, if you don't need me for anything else, I'm late for a facial."

Gabrielle: "It's good to have you back."
Xena: "It's good to be back."
Gabrielle: "What are you doing?"
Xena: "Just checking that everything's where I left it."
Gabrielle: "I took good care of you."
Xena: "I know. Thank you."

What was it like to be young again?
Gabrielle: "What was it like to be young again? ... Ow!"
Xena: "You know, some people think that it's easy being a kid. But, in a lot of ways, it's harder than being an adult."
Gabrielle: "You should remember that when your child's a teenager."
Xena: "Ooh, don't say the ‘T' word, Gabrielle."


DISCLAIMER: No pie tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask.


Images courtesy of: ROCfanatic's Xena Site.

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