Little Problems
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Gabrielle: "If you goons think you're taking her anywhere, than you're dumber than you look."
Aphrodite: "No news there. I mean, how difficult is it to take a soulless body?"
Gabrielle: "Smarter than babbling about it."
Thug: "Soulless ... what does that mean?"
Gabrielle: "Gods ... they're so mysterious."
Aphrodite: "Oh yeah? Well, figure this one out ... (disappears)."
Gabrielle: "Testy, too."

Thug: "Enough charades! We want Xena!"
Gabrielle: "Then you're going to have to come through me to get her."
Thug: "Not a problem."

Hmm, what has Xena been teaching young Gabs
Gabrielle: (having deftly fought off a dozen thugs with Xena's whip) "I wish you could have seen that one."
How inspiring

Aphrodite: "Whoo-hoo! You go cow-girl! Yippee-kee-yi-yay!"
Gabrielle: "Thank you for your help ... again."
Aphrodite: "Oh, well, these are new nails."

Gabrielle: "You think you could stay around long enough to go to the Gemini Club?"
Aphrodite: "Does Medusa have bad hair days? I am so there!"

Gabrielle: "Aphrodite, I know I said no magic, but can you seal this cave? I don't want Tharon's men coming back for Xena."
Aphrodite: "Uh-huh, so now that you need it, it's okay to use my powers? Aren't you afraid I'm going to screw it up?"
Gabrielle: "I'm willing to take that risk."
Aphrodite: "Alright. Let's go. I'm gonna seal this place up as tight as a drum."

Gabrielle: (to Xena's sleeping form) "I'll be back for you."


Xena's Reflection: "Psst ... Daphne, over here ... go talk to your father. Go on. Now's as good a time as ever."
Daphne: "I can't. I don't even know what to say."
Galantis: "About what?"
Daphne: "Nothing."

Xena's Reflection: "They're (daisies) very pretty, aren't they?"
Daphne: "They were my mother's favorite. She always said, ‘a rose is the crown of your garden' ..."
Galantis: "... ‘but a daisy is its heart.' You taking to yourself again?"
Daphne: "Sort of."
Xena's Reflection: "Go on, Daphne. Say something to him."
Daphne: "I can't."
Galantis: "Can't what?"
Daphne: "I can't believe you know that ... about daisies, I mean."
Galantis: "They were your mother's favorite. Come on, now. Can't eat flowers."

*** A runaway horse and carriage inspires Xena to take over Daphne's body.


Clearly you don't know who I am
Bouncer: "Whoa? Hey, where do you think you're going?"
Aphrodite: "Inside. Honestly! Help these days."

Bouncer: "Names?"
Gabrielle: "We're not on your list. We need ..."
Aphrodite: "Clearly you don't know who I am."
Bouncer: "I know who you're not, and that's twins -- theme party. I don't see double, you don't get in."
Aphrodite: "Oh, you're going to see double alright!"
Gabrielle: "Whoa! ... I have a plan."


Tharon: "Are you insane?"
Thug: "I'm telling you, Boss. It was her."
Tharon: "Xena, in the body of a child?"
Thug: "It all fits. What that goddess said about the soulless body. The way that little girl stopped those horses. And, that war cry. It's Xena, alright."
Tharon: "Well, there's only way to find out. Get the girl."


Xena's Reflection: "Daphne."
Daphne: "Go away."
Xena's Reflection: "Try again. Daphne, he's your father."
Daphne: "So?"
Galantis: "What?"
Daphne: "Nothing."

Daphne: "There is something -- about mother. How did she die?"
Galantis: "It's no concern for a child."
Daphne: "I have to know what happened. She was my mother."
Galantis: "And my wife, so leave it be. It's enough she's gone, do you have to keep reminding me?"


Bruna and Hilda

Identical twins? I don't think so
Bouncer: "Haven't seen you girls before."
Gabrielle: (with a Scandinavian accent) "We're new in town. I'm Bru...na. She's ..."
Aphrodite: "... Hilda."
Bouncer: "You're twins?"
Gabrielle & Aphrodite: "Ja!"
Aphrodite: "Identical."
Bouncer: "So how come you're taller than she is?"
Aphrodite: "It's simple. I got ze looks und mine sister got ... oof! ... muscles."
Gabrielle: "Das good, ja? We wrestle in oil. You have such things, ja?"
Bouncer: "Oh yeah. Just step inside. And save me a match, will ya?"


Daphne: "Mommy, why did you leave me? Please ... I need you. I want to be with you."
Thug: "Trust me, little girl, that can be arranged."


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