Daphne: "I don't understand."
Thug: "Nice try ... Xena. You sure picked one hell of a place to hide."
Daphne: "Xena ..."
Xena's Reflection: "It's alright, Daphne, I'm here. I need you to relax. Give me total control of your body."
Daphne: "Okay."
Thug: "An old friend of yours wants to say hello."
Daphne (as Xena): "If you're talking about Tharon, you can tell him that I am as interested in what he has to say as I am in darning socks."
Thug: "You can tell him personally when you're kneeling at his feet."
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Daphne (as Xena): "Turn around now and save yourself the humiliation." |
Aphrodite: "There they are."
Gabrielle: "It's hanging below the belt."
Aphrodite: "Yeah, I noticed."
Gabrielle: "The oil, Aphrodite."
Aphrodite: "Right. I knew that."
Castor: "If you're looking for double your pleasure ..."
Pollux: "... you've come to the right place."
Castor: "He's Pollux."
Pollux: "He's Castor."
Gabrielle: "Und I am Bruna, und dis is mine sister, Hilda."
Aphrodite: "Just in from Velhollen."
Castor: (in Scandinavian) "How about a night of crazy sex back at our place?"
Aphrodite: "What did he say?"
Gabrielle: "Just nod."
Gabrielle & Aphrodite: "Ja!"
Gabrielle: "You speak our language with such ease."
Castor: "My brother and I pride ourselves on being ‘cunning linguists'."
Pollux: "Say, how about we warm up with a little oil wrestling?"
Aphrodite: "You read our minds. Ja, you bad boys. Time for spanky?"
Gabrielle: "Ah, now Sister. We need to save some for ze imagination, ja?"
Daphne: "Wow! Did you see how high that guy went up in the air? And that look on his face when I flipped over him!"
Xena's Reflection: "Don't have too much fun, Daphne. Fighting should always be a last resort."
Daphne: "And hearing myself say all those things! I hope I can stand up for myself like that someday."
Xena's Reflection: "What makes you think you can't do it now?"
Daphne: "I just wish Father could have been there to see it. He would have been so proud ... even if it wasn't really me."
Xena's Reflection: "I know it may be hard to see this, Daphne, but your father loves you and he is proud of you. He just doesn't always know how to show it."
Daphne: "Because he misses Mother?"
Xena's Reflection: "I'm sure that's a large part of it."
Daphne: "I miss her, too."
Xena's Reflection: "I know you do."
Xena's Reflection: "It may not seem fair, but you're going to have to grow up a little faster than you thought. It's just you and your dad now. You're gonna have to learn to take care of each other."
Tharon: "Oh, are you telling me the little girl did this to you?"
Thug: "Oww!"
Tharon: "What'd she do, club you with her lollipop?"
Thug: "She may look like a child, but she has Xena's skill ... Oof!"
Tharon: "No wonder. You have the reflexes of a pregnant tortoise."
Tharon: "That leather-clad bitch took half my face, and if I do nothing else in this lifetime, I'll make her scream in agony for it."
Thug: "I'll need more men."
Tharon: "No, you won't. We'll take away Xena's advantage by luring her to us."
Daphne: "A dash more salt."
Xena's Reflection: "Where did you learn to cook?"
Daphne: "My mom taught me."
Xena's Reflection: "My mother's a great cook, but it never rubbed off on me."
Daphne: "What about your dad?"
Xena's Reflection: "What about him?"
Daphne: "What's he like?"
Xena's Reflection: "He's dead."
Daphne: "Do you miss him?"
Xena's Reflection: "I never really knew him. He wasn't a very good man from all the stories I've heard, but I guess I ... um ... I miss the idea of him."
Daphne: "That makes us kind of the same, Xena. We both had bad luck."
Xena's Reflection: "I never thought about it that way. I always felt lucky to have my mother, like you're lucky to have your father ... and he is very lucky to have you."
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Announcer: "And now for the main event -- the Grapple in the Grease -- the Toil in the Oil -- Lube Mania !!!" |
Aphrodite: "I feel like I've been basted."
Gabrielle: "We get the oil and we get out of here."
Castor & Pollux: "Ready to get slippery, ladies? Ja!"
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Castor: "I think I'm in love." |
Castor: "What happened to your accents?"
Gabrielle: "It comes und goes."
Announcer: "What's going on here?"
Gabrielle: "Alright. It's a shameless exploitation of the female form, that's what. You should be ashamed."
Castor: "Hey, she stole my oil!"
Gabrielle: (to Aphrodite) "That's our cue."
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Xena's Reflection: "Hey, nice cast." |
Xena's Reflection: "What's the matter? ... Daphne?"
Daphne: "I remember what happened. This place -- I fell in."
Galantis: "Daphne! Get away from the water. Never, never come to these rocks again by yourself. You hear me?"
Daphne: "I fell in and Mom dove in after me. She drowned ... and it's my fault. It's my fault she died. It's my fault."
Galantis: "Daphne! ... Daphne!"
Thug: "So, you're a fisherman, huh? I hope you won't mind if we use you for bait. Get him."
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