Xena: "We have much in common."
Lucifer: "Of course we do. You're a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies, and a blonde girlfriend. I'm a celibate Archangel in the service of the Lord."
Xena: "Ah, yes, but we're both sinners, you and I, trying to walk a path that we weren't meant to."
Lucifer: "Your reputation for wit is well-deserved. Me, a sinner?" … [surreptitiously hides a dagger beneath a pillow on the bed]
Xena: "You hit two of the top seven your first hour here. What do you call that? Beginner's luck?"
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Lucifer: "Red is definitely your color." |
Lucifer: "What are you doing?"
Xena: "It's Egyptian massage. It's one of the world's greatest and most sensual pleasures."
Lucifer: "It's not exactly what I had in mind, but it will do for now."
Gabrielle: "Virgil, I thought you were off writing poetry."
Virgil: "You've heard the old adage, 'write what you know.' Well, it turns out that sheering sheep and shoeing horses provides a pretty shallow well with which to draw."
Gabrielle: "There's a difference between getting life experience and beating an innocent man."
Virgil: "No man is innocent … [to Eve] .. or woman."
Gabrielle: "You don't believe that."
Eve: "He can't know what he believes, not when his heart is lying to him."
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Virgil: "No! It lied to me when it urged that I forgive you for murdering my father. Now, is Xena here or not?" |
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Xena: "Are you feeling any more relaxed?" |
Lucifer: "You doubt my resolve?"
Xena: "Oh, no."
Lucifer: "Why don't you just kill me?"
Xena: "Because wasted potential is the greatest sin of all. I want to be your salvation, Lucifer."
Lucifer: "I want nothing from you."
Xena: "Then how about everything?"
Lucifer: "That's a big word."
Xena: "It's a big world. It's what I'm offering." … [not giving in to temptation just yet, Lucifer tears himself away and leaves the room]
Eve: "This is a sign of my continued commitment to convert this temple and these people to your way of love, Eli. It is a humble reminder that I cannot do this alone."
Lucifer: "What a long-winded way to ask for help."
Eve: "Let's hear your version."
Lucifer: "What for? I came for some peace and quiet in which to think, not ask for assistance."
Eve: "You need Eli's assistance, or perhaps you're too far gone even for that."
Villagers: "Xena! Xena! Xena!" … [a rowdy group of revelers enter the temple carrying a very scantily clad warrior princess on a litter]
Virgil: "Let's party! Come on, ladies, I am all yours. Out of the way, Eve."
Eve: "Mother, your purpose will not be served by subjecting this temple and this town to further desecration."
Xena: "It's not desecration, Eve. We're just throwing a farewell bash for our celestial guest, assuming that he'll give us the pleasure."
Lucifer: "The pleasure's all mine, Xena, because the farewell I'll be celebrating is yours."
Gabrielle: "You should listen to you mother, Eve. She knows what she's doing."
Eve: "I wouldn't be so sure, Gabrielle … [sees the darkness further engulfing her mother's heart] … not anymore."
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Xena: "Eve, sweetheart, if you can't stand the heat, then get the Hell out of my kitchen!" |
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Gabrielle: "I've had enough." |
Lucifer: "Your friends seem to be enjoying themselves."
Xena: "Almost as much as you enjoy watching them."
Lucifer: "I'm an angel, Xena. That's what I do."
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Xena: "Well, there's nothing to keep you one forever, is there? Down here, the greatest possession is free will. Take your destiny in you hands, Lucifer. Stay here and rule the world with me, or you can go back to Heaven and become a Seraphin and spend the rest of eternity taking orders." |
[Xena saunters into the center of the temple. As music begins to play, Xena and Gabrielle engage in 'The Dance.' Eventually, Virgil joins the pair and is led off by Gabrielle. Meanwhile, Lucifer drinks heavily from his goblet of wine … [Deadly Sin #3 = Gluttony] … Xena does a little dance number, shedding her coat to reveal a very revealing outfit. Lucifer joins her and one big orgasmic dance rave ensues.]
Lucifer: "You make me feel things, Xena … a hunger." … [Deadly Sin #4 = Lust]
Xena: "It's called lust. And the best thing is, even when you've sated it, you can never be too full."
Lucifer: "Then allow me to spend eternity trying to devour you."
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Xena: "Will I get another dagger in return?" |
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