Joxer: "Oh, Amarise! Oh! Well ... I see you two didn't have any problems making up. (to Amarise) And I see you have no problem kissing guys ... oof!"
Amarise: "He started it!"
Armon: "I did not!"
Joxer: "... have you seen Gabrielle? ..."
Amarise: "You kissed me first!"
Armon: "I did not. That kiss was all your idea."
Joxer: "... I'm trying to find Gabrielle, so if you could ..."
Amarise: "You know what? You are delusional!"
Armon: "I'd rather be deluded than nuts!"
Joxer: "Kids!"
Gabrielle: "I don't know why I try. I'm just a big idiot. Talking to horses -- you'd think I had no friends ... (horse takes the apple) ... good horse!"
Xena: "I've got something I want to tell you. Just stay put. Believe me, you don't want to be standing when you hear this. Not that it's bad. See, I would sense that and it's not. But, there is this small question of how it happened. Once you get past that, it's really great. Don't give me that look like you knew. You didn't know! I didn't even know and I'm the one that's pregnant."
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Xena: "Maybe you did know ... but don't let on to the others. I want to tell them myself ... Gabrielle's going to freak." |
Xena: "Armon! Come here. Listen, what I said to you before -- I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I was steamed about something else. You're a good man. I know that."
Armon: "The way I feel about Amarise ... I'm not sure that qualifies as good. I mean, it's not like I meant for this to happen."
Xena: "Happen? Something happened?"
Armon: "I kissed her. And no matter what she says, she kissed me back. She just won't admit it."
Xena: "And why do you think that is?"
Armon: "I think it's because she's scared it will make her seem weak -- like caring for someone is something bad. Can you believe that?"
Xena: "Yeah, I used to. But, now I know that any fool can risk his life, it takes a hero to risk his heart."
Armon: "Hi ... uh ... mind if I sit down?"
Amarise: "If you want. I mean ... I mean, sure, yeah."
Armon: "Great, so ... uh ... Look, Amarise, I just want you to know that I talked to Xena and ... uh ..."
Amarise: "You talked to her? Me, too. She's great, isn't she?"
Armon: "The best. Now there's a woman who really has it together."
Amarise: "Never loses it."
Armon: "Never."
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Xena: "Ghack!!!" |
Amarise: "Uh ... what did you want to say?"
Armon: "It's just that I understand where you're coming from and I want you to know that there's no hard feelings."
Amarise: "Hard feelings? If anyone should have hard feelings, it would be me. Which I don't."
Armon: "Amarise, what's going on? Why are you acting like this?"
Amarise: "Like what? If you don't mind my asking?"
Armon: "Like that. So phony. It's not you."
Amarise: "Oh, like you really know me."
Armon: "Keep it up and I won't want to."
Amarise: "Oh, really? Well, excuse me for being nice. It won't happen again!"
Armon: "That was nice?"
Joxer: "Amarise, have you seen Xena?"
Amarise: "Wait ‘till I do!"
Joxer: "Armon, have you seen Xena?"
Armon: "I can't wait to find her!"
Joxer: "Kids!"
Amarise: "Xena! Xena, you said ‘kiss him or kill him' right? Well, I pick ‘kill.'"
Gabrielle: "Will you guys shut up, please. The horse is trying ..."
Amarise: "... I try to be nice ..."
Armon: "... I told her ..."
Xena: "... I'm pregnant ..."
Gabrielle: "... Xena, can you tell them, please ..."
Amarise: "... I'm telling you ..."
Armon: "... all the time ..."
Joxer: "... really dumb ..."
Amarise: "... just a jerk ..."
Xena: "I'M PREGNANT!!!"
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