*** Xena and the Sheriff duke it out ...
Talia: "I never could put that past you."
Xena: "Hello, Talia."
Talia: "Oh, you always saw that move coming!"
Xena: "Well, you're sword kind of tips it. You could try switching hands. It may save your life."
Gabrielle: "I guess you two know each other."
Xena: "This is Talia. We road together years ago. These are my friends -- Gabrielle, Joxer and Amarise."
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Talia: "Welcome to Spamona." |
Xena: "Why don't we get together over a meal? You know what I feel like? Some raspberry jelly and -- I don't know -- some raw fish. What do you say?"
Joxer: "Uh ... I just ate."
Xena: "But ..."
Amarise: "Uh ... yeah ... I wouldn't want to butt in."
Gabrielle: "I'm going to work with the horse."
Talia: "You always eat like this?"
Xena: "Well, you know ..."
Deputy: "Pardon, Sheriff, but I thought you ought to see this (dagger). It showed up while I was on rounds."
Xena: "That's yours. I recognize the design."
Talia: "Was mine. Last time I saw it, it was sticking out of a dirt-bag named Darcon. He used to tear up this town pretty bad."
Deputy: "I'm sorry, Sheriff, but if Darcon and his boys are out, no one's safe."
Talia: "What's this?"
Deputy: "My resignation."
Xena: "Well, Darcon must be trouble."
Talia: "Nothing but."
Xena: "I'm glad we're here to help."
Talia: "No! I mean ... thanks, but Darcon is my problem. I'll handle him."
*** Amarise bumps some poor lad into a hot tub ...
Man: "He's not coming up!"
Woman: "Do something! Help him!"
Amarise: "Hey! Hey! ... are you alright? ... hello ... oh, by the gods ... are you alright?"
Armon: "I am now."
Amarise: "Yeah, me too. I mean -- glad you're alright. I wouldn't want to drown you on my first time here."
Armon: "I know what you mean. It makes for a very bad impression."
Amarise: "Well, there's no visible damage so ... I'll see ya."
Armon: "No, wait! You just saved my life and I don't even know your name."
Joxer: "Amarise! There you are ... Armon ..."
Amarise & Armon: "You know Joxer?!"
Joxer: "What are you doing here? I thought you were in school."
Armon: "I was just passing through."
Joxer: "Hey ... uh ... Listen, I never told you that ... uh ..."
Armon: "No, Joxer. That was the past."
Joxer: "So, how do you know Amarise?"
Armon: "Know her? She saved my life."
Joxer: "Oh, did you, now? Saved a man's life, did you? Huh."
Amarise: "I'm glad you're alright ... (those darn slippery floors) ... Whoa!"
Amarise: "You think that's funny?"
Joxer: "Well, no ... uh ... but a little bit, yeah."
Armon: "Sorry, but you're not hurt and it was pretty funny."
Joxer: "Come on, Amarise, you're not really hurt."
Armon: "Where's your sense of humor?"
Amarise: "You want to know where my sense of humor is?! I'll tell you, you Mother F--"
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Armon: "Does she kiss her mother with that mouth? I'm telling you -- she's insane!" |
Amarise: "... inconsiderate, arrogant, self-centered, smug."
Gabrielle: "Maybe it wasn't Armon."
Xena: "Doesn't sound like him to me."
Amarise: "I've got news for you -- people change."
Armon: "Oh, and talk about erratic. One moment she saved my life, the next she's trying to take my head off. What's that all about?"
Joxer: "Women, can't live with ‘em ... can't chain ‘em in the yard."
Xena: "I don't feel so good."
Amarise: "After raspberry jam and raw fish? Big surprise."
Gabrielle: "You haven't been feeling good for days now."
Xena: "It'll pass."
Gabrielle: "I know you're a gifted healer. I think it's time for a second opinion. What do you say?"
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Healer: "Very good ... well, congratulations -- you're in excellent health, you know, considering." |
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