Gabrielle: "Help me! I need something heavy! Anything! Please!"
Audience Member: "How about a rock!"
Gabrielle: "Rock! Yeah, a rock!"
Audience Member: "Here! Rock it with this!"

Draco: "Goodbye, My Love."

*** Xena enters stage left with Terpsichore's lyre and proves she can rock with the best of them.

Draco: "Gabrielle! Wait for me, My Love ... Time to die, Gabrielle."
Xena: "Show's over, Lover boy."

Draco:

"The name's Draco, give me my props.

‘Cause I'm the genie where the music stops."

Xena:

"I'm the baddest Mama Jama this side of Thrace.

Your expression's gonna change when I'm in your face!"

Draco:

"No, I'm the baddest rapper there is,

And you're the saddest there is,

An that's the way it is!"

Xena:

"You're just a copy cat.

That's where your head is at.

You chase the rhythm from a place you were never at."

Draco:

"Ain't nobody told you that payback's a mother?"

Xena:

"Head's up, My Brother,'cause here come another."

Draco:

"It's time to face the funk blastin' at ya.

You better give it up ‘cause you ain't gonna match my rhyme."

Xena:

"Just like old times,

When you be trippin' in your own stuff,

Didn't know what."

Draco:

"I'm the number one warlord, King of the Horde.

I'd really love to collect my reward."

Xena:

"Let's get it on, ‘cause I'm gettin' bored."

Xena: (gagging a tied up Draco) "There, now that's so much better."

Amoria: (fawning over one of Draco's men) "I just love a man in uniform."
Gabrielle: "You alright?"
Joxer: "Ye- oh, what do you think?
Gabrielle: "Joxer, she's a rocker chick. What do you expect? I, uh, I have to admit, it was kind of strange seeing you with her. It's only because I'm so used to -- you know -- being around me and that kind of thing."
Joxer: "Mm-hmm, like a puppy dog."
Gabrielle: "That's not what I meant."
Joxer: "Gabrielle, you are sort of used to having me around when you need me."
Gabrielle: "I know I take advantage of you, Joxer, but I care about you."
Joxer: "Hmm?"
Gabrielle: "You mean a lot to me."
Joxer: "Okay ... so, what are you doing tonight?"
Gabrielle: "Not a chance in Tartarus."
Joxer: "Right, because I have lots to do as it gets ... later."

Audience: "Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!" Jace: "Xena! Come quick! The crowd's going wild! They want an encore!" Xena: "I'd love to, but I'm fresh out of asses to kick." Jace: "But you just won Terpsichore's lyre. But, if you don't want it, I'll put it in my living room -- maybe next to the bed or something."

Xena: "Now, Terpsichore wanted this lyre to spread music, so I don't think it's fair that only one person should own it. That's why I'm leaving it here, in the musical capital of Greece. Because, Melodia, YOU ROCK!"

The Gang: "All the world over so easy to see People everywhere just want to be free. Listen, please, listen, that's the way it should be. Deep in the valley people got to be free. Jace: "Mi amigo! Listen to me! You should see What a lovely, lovely world this would be If everyone learned to live together." Joxer: "Seems to me Such an easy, easy thing it should be." Joxer & Jace: "Why can't you and me learn to love one another?" The Gang: "All the world over so easy to see People everywhere just want to be free. Can't understand it, so simple to me People everywhere just got to be free." Gabrielle: "If there's a man Who is down and needs a helping hand All it takes is you to understand And pull him through." Xena: "It seems to me We've got to solve it individually now, Yeah! I'll do unto you what you do to me." Jace: "You're a very good singer, but you can't be in my show." The Gang: "Shout it from the mountains, all out from the sea. No two ways about it, people everywhere have to be free. Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be Natural situation for a man to be free! Oh, what a feeling's just come over me. Love can move a mountain, make a blind man see. Everybody sing it, now come on let's go see Deep in the valley now we ought to be free!"

DISCLAIMER: No lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture.