AmazonBon's Xena Realm -- Who's Gurkhan

Who's Gurkhan
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Eve: "Feeling better?"
Gabrielle: "I gotta hand it to Xena -- that brew she gave me made me sleep like a baby."

Gabrielle: "Where is she?"
Eve: "…"
Gabrielle: "Eve? That peaceful smile is not gonna cut it. Where is she?!"
Eve: "I'm just as much to blame as she is."

Virgil: "I sing of Superlius, pirate of the high seas! I capture beautiful maidens and sell them -- ah! … [drops his bag of gold] … Hi, Gabrielle."
Gabrielle: "No, no, no. Don't tell me. You're Superlius, pirate of the high seas. You sold Xena to Gurkhan, didn't you?"
Eve: "We did it because we love you."
Virgil: "I didn't. I mean, well … I mean, I do love you … what I'm trying to say is that I didn't know about the potion until you were already out."

Gabrielle: "Virgil, you went along with Xena after she did it."
Virgil: "Well, she threatened me."
Eve: "It's the truth."
Gabrielle: "Two can play at that game."

Sonata: "How bad is this? My entire village isn't worth what Gurkhan must have paid for a barrel of that perfume."
Xena: [distracted] … "Yes, it's very nice."
Xena: "Where are you from?"
Yo: "A distant land you've never heard of -- beyond Chin, so far to the East, it's called 'the land of the rising sun.'"
Xena: "What's your name?"
Yo: "Yo."
Xena: "I'm Sophia. Tell me, does Gurkhan have another wife called Sarah?"
Yo: "It's against the rules to talk of the other wives."
Xena: "Just looking for a simple 'yes' or 'no'."
Yo: "Please, Gurkhan will punish us if we break the rules."
Sonata: "Will he spank us?"
Yo: "You'll be beaten, manacled, thrown in a dark dungeon and left to die."
Sonata: "Okay, that's all I need to know, thanks."

Xena: "Thinking about someone in particular?"
Lana: "Yeah, my fiancé -- Leonardo."
Xena: "Well, you just keep thinking about him. You think about him every moment. That's what's going to get you through."
Lana: "I hope so. But sometimes, I think I'd rather be dead than in this place."
#1 Wife: "Be careful of what you ask for."

Xena: "Who are you?"
#1 Wife: [grabs a handful of Warrior Princess hair] … "You dare to question the number one wife?!"
Xena: "I'm sorry. I didn't know who you were."
#1 Wife: "Well, that's a good little dog. You learn from your beating."

#1 Wife: "New girls, listen up. I am Gurkhan's number one wife, and you are all dirt. I will one day carry his heir. Eventually, my son will rule over Gurkhan's kingdom. Anyone who comes between me and my lord will feel my wrath. Believe me, that is when you will truly wish you were dead … [sees that Xena has been distracted by a dark figure who is lurking behind a partition and kicks her in the face] … Bad dog."

Virgil: "I bow before the might of Gurkhan the Magnificent. I am Superlius the Pirate, and I search the ends of the earth for the most beautiful and desirous maidens. I see vast potential for our mutual satisfactions. For in my stables, I have rare beauties from every part of the world -- just waiting to be plucked."

Virgil: "Take this one -- an Amazon Warrior Queen from Greece. Strong … Savage … Independent … and untouched by the hands of man. The untold pleasures that await the one who can tame a creature like this staggers the imagination. And I offer her to you for now -- a gift, a token of my good faith. If it pleases the Great One, the little flower would like to dance in his honor."
#1 Wife: "Gurkhan approves of your gift and would like to see her dance."

[Gabrielle does her version of the Dance of the Three Veils. As she slowly draws nearer Gurkhan, Xena sees the knife hidden within the jewelry of her outfit and pounces on poor Gabrielle.]

Gabrielle: "Xena!"
Xena: "I got this under control. Trust me … [with knife in hand, knocks poor Gabs unconscious] … She won't have Gurkhan before me!" … [guards swarm knock poor Xena unconscious]

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