Them Bones, Them Bones

A strange force is destroying Xena's unborn child. The gals travel to the land of the Northern Amazons seeking help. Gabrielle has a bad trip. A few skeletons are found in Amarise' proverbial closet. And, Xena and Alti get down to the bare essentials.

I don't have to go through this alone
Gabrielle: "Xena, what does this herb look like?"
Xena: "A mushroom. Just a plain old mushroom."
Gabrielle: "I think this is it. You're telling me that this is going to help you with morning nausea?"
Xena: "That's what they say. Come on, gimme. Alright. Well, bottoms up."

Xena: "Some warrior, huh?"
Gabrielle: "You look beautiful."
Xena: "Hmpf."
Gabrielle: "You do."
Xena: "I feel like a slug. A pregnant slug."
Gabrielle: "You're happy, Xena."
Xena: "Oh yeah?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah. You know how I know?"
Xena: "No."
Gabrielle: "Because it's the only time you make fun of yourself."
Xena: "Well, maybe I'm happy because I know I don't have to go through this alone."
Gabrielle: "I'm not eating mushrooms."

Something's wrong
Xena: "Gabrielle!"
Gabrielle: "You okay?"
Xena: "Yeah, I think it was just a cramp ... Ohhh!"
Gabrielle: "Do I get you to a healer?"
Xena: "AHHHHH!!!!!"

Xena: "Gabrielle! GABRIELLE!"
Gabrielle: "Right here! I'm right here."
Xena: "Something's gone wrong. Something's wrong! Ohhh!"
Healer: "How far along is she?"
Gabrielle: "Almost a season."
Xena: "Noooo! Get this off me!"
Gabrielle: "Can't you give her something?!"
Xena: "Get it off!"
Healer: "I've never seen anything like this."
Xena: "Get it off me. GET THIS OFF ME !!!! ... (the skeleton of a fetus erupts from Xena's belly) ... AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Xena: "Gabrielle!"
Gabrielle: "It's okay. You were just dreaming."
Healer: "When your friend brought you in, you were in considerable pain. I gave you a sedative."
Xena: "My baby?"
Healer: "I can't find anything physically wrong with you or your child. The best thing for both of you now is bed rest."

Amarise: "A trader told me he saw you come in here. Are you okay?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah. She just needs more sleep ... what are you doing?"
Xena: "Yakut. She'll know what to do."
Amarise: "Who's Yakut?"
Xena: "Shamaness ... leader of the Northern Amazons."
Amarise: "The Northern Amazons? Isn't that a long journey for a pregnant woman to take?"

Xena: "That was no dream I had. It was a premonition. Something's trying to kill my baby."

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