Little Problems
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You're scared?
Xena's Reflection: "What happened?"
Daphne (as Xena): "Aphrodite, what happened?"
Gabrielle: "That's a good question."
Aphrodite: "Oops. Guess I didn't complete the switch."
Daphne: "I'm scared."
Xena's Reflection: "You're scared?"

Gabrielle: "Daphne, I'm Gabrielle. This is ... this is the goddess Aphrodite. I think she put Xena in your body. But, it's only temporary because she's going to switch it back, right?"
Aphrodite: "Right. Just as soon as I figure out how."

Galantis: "Daphne, you're awake!"
Daphne: "Yes, Father. Where is Mother?"
Galantis: "She's ... well, come on, now, let's get you home. We'll talk there."

I think she put Xena in your body
Gabrielle: "Wait. I have ... um ... a friend in your daughter."
Daphne (as Xena): "Don't worry, Gabrielle. I'll be fine. You just take care of things here until you work out what's wrong."
Gabrielle: "Okay ... Daphne."

Aphrodite: "Boy, talk about failure to communicate."
Gabrielle: "This is a god who can't pull off a simple body switch?"
Aphrodite: "Oh, relax. I'll figure it out. I just need to think."
Gabrielle: "That's what I'm afraid of."


Tharon: "Xena ... here?"
Thug: "She said if you keep looting she'll finish what she started."
Tharon: "Well, let her try. I'm a lot tougher than when we first tangled ... and a lot smarter, too."
Thug: "You gonna take her?"
Tharon: "Like candy from a baby."

Tharon: "I've waited for ten years for the chance to do unto Xena what she did to me. Now, you take your men and scour the town. A woman like Xena won't be hard to find."


Daphne: "Mom? ... Where is she? You said you'd tell me when we got home."
Galantis: "I know. It's just ..."
Daphne: "Mom? ... Mom? ... Where are you?!"
Galantis: "Daphne ... your mother ... she's dead."
Daphne: "No. No, she can't be!"
Galantis: "Daphne, stop it. Settle down now, you hear, stop it!"


Aphrodite: "What about this one -- henbane? ... ‘a medicinal herb used to separate man's mind from his powers.'"
Gabrielle: "No henbane. Besides, we don't want to separate minds. We need to separate two souls from one body."

What about this one --
Aphrodite: "Ooh, make over tips!"
Gabrielle: "Aphrodite, we don't have all day."
Aphrodite: "Right, tell me about it. If we don't get Xena out of Daphne's body by sundown, she's trapped there forever. Plus which, I would miss the big rave at the Gemini Club. Word is Castor & Pollux themselves are gonna show up."

Gabrielle: "What did you say?"
Aphrodite: "The part about Xena being trapped forever?"
Gabrielle: "No, about Castor & Pollux. They're Zeus' twins, right?"
Aphrodite: "Mm-hmm. Bingo! The original; two-for-one boys. I call them Double-Trouble."
Gabrielle: "Spare me the details."

Gabrielle: "Didn't one of them create an oil -- an oil that can separate them in times of battle?"
Aphrodite: "That would be Castor. He keeps it in a little pouch on his belt just in case of emergencies."

Gabrielle: "Okay, we better find a safe place to hide Xena's body. Give me a hand."
Aphrodite: "And risk a lawsuit if I drop her? I don't think so. Why don't I just zap her with a --"
Gabrielle: "Haven't you done enough? Look at her. Promise me that you will not use you magic anymore today ... thank you."


I forgot you were there
Daphne: "Oh, I forgot you were there."
Xena's Reflection: "No wonder. You've had a lot to deal with, huh?"
Daphne: "Yeah, my mother."

Xena's Reflection: "Daphne, I know. I'm sorry. I know you must have loved her very much."
Daphne: "I did, and now she's gone. I don't even know how it happened."
Xena's Reflection: "You will. Listen, it's going to take your dad a little while to find the words, but he's going to tell you."
Daphne: "No, he won't. You were there on the ride home. You saw. We never talk. We never have."
Xena's Reflection: "Then maybe now is the time to start ... for both of you."


Gabs doing all the work
Aphrodite: "Careful. Careful. Easy. Easy. Ooh, watch the head."
Gabrielle: "Thanks. I couldn't have done it without you. Can you help me get her up here ... please ... hurry up!"
Aphrodite: "Back off! I'm carrying for two here."

Gabrielle: "I'll just wrap her up."
Thug: "Don't bother! We'll take her as is."


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